Backwards Counter Aficionado Gifts

Sent to perform routine maintenance on Vancouver's Olympic Clock, Lyle would not be asked again.

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

'Reinventing myself.'

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

Not Such A Fool As He Looks.

"You've been eating that 'special' grass again, haven't you?"

'We scaled way, way back. In fact, this might be a good opportunity to get in on the ground level - again.'

'Who's idea was it to run backwards to Christmas for charity?'

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

'My homework? Why, at home.'

"He killed in rehab."

The New Ager

"Of course there was sex and drugs when I was your age, but it was sex and drugs about ending the war."

"It's a setback, but we'll bounce back."

"1 cookie, 2 donuts, 3 cupcakes, 4..."

"<groan>...School ends in four weeks."

"Kid, you got a 'While You Were Out' message."

'Yes, I'm counting on my fingers but then, isn't everything digital these days?'