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Tweenies on tour.

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a star!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

'Contested elections for managing partner are always going to cause a bit of upset.'

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"Well, that's show business."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

Bravo!

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"They're texting it in."

Jenkins here has been with the firm the longest,

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'