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Tweenies on tour.

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

Stephen Fry

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'I'm a star!'

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

'Contested elections for managing partner are always going to cause a bit of upset.'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"Well, that's show business."

"They're texting it in."

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

Bravo!

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Jenkins here has been with the firm the longest,

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."