Backhand Buddies Gifts

Cooper & Smithley: atty. at law and tennis partners.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Love conquers all, except plaque.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"That's very offensive."

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Coffee Menu

Animal Band.

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Sermon on the Grounds...

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"Do you know what girls want?"

'I found it to be the kind of book that once you put it down you never want to pick it up again.'

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

Giraffe Haircut

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

"If you must know, like most cats I'm a registered Independent!"

"Fascinating!"

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

'Wait! -- Why don't we just have a BEER bash?'

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"She's high maintenance. I love her."

"Had half of Fox-and-Friends gnawing my ass this morning."

'3 pints of lager, 2 gin and tonic, 1 vodka and coke and a replacement liver.'

The Icebreaker

"At our age I figure we only have two taste buds left. One for vodka and one for wine."

Sports Bar ???

Bee Bar