Back Support Buddies Gifts

'Well, my husband loves to sleep and I can really use a sitting ball for my back.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

Lumbar support animal

Exercising

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

'Keep fit.'

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

"I'M your one call from County Lockup? Ohhhh Lenny."

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

"At least you made it into the hallway."

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

"It's OK, girl. I get tired, too."

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

'This is a solo number if you don't mind.'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

Two men are jogging. One is noticing 'Danger Wide Load' sign on back of other.

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

Gene doping in sport.

"I seek you looking for my first vaccine shot, then you seek me for the second."

"Do my glutes look big in these?"

Bee Bar

Adventure

"You know those annoying couples who jog together? That's us."