Emotional Support Buddy Gifts

'My ex-wife won the lottery! The lottery!'

Beat the blues - cheer up someone else.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Pet a Puppy

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Emotional Support Pest

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"We added it just for the millenials."

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

Child and nurse in children's hospital

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

DEPRESSION: Man peering out of manhole.

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

"This is Miss Jones, Doctor - I want you to cheer her up. She's been through hell recently."

An Emotional Support Pet's Support Pet's Support Pet.