Supporting Friends Gifts

Lady in wheelchair with friends.

"I'M your one call from County Lockup? Ohhhh Lenny."

Wildlife

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'T.M.I.F.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

SALE

Fish hunting for men.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

Non-Denominational Carols