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'Well, my husband loves to sleep and I can really use a sitting ball for my back.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

Lumbar support animal

Exercising

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Accident-Prone Support Group.

'Keep fit.'

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

"At least you made it into the hallway."

"I'M your one call from County Lockup? Ohhhh Lenny."

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"It's OK, girl. I get tired, too."

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

'This is a solo number if you don't mind.'

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

Two men are jogging. One is noticing 'Danger Wide Load' sign on back of other.

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

Gene doping in sport.

"I seek you looking for my first vaccine shot, then you seek me for the second."

"Do my glutes look big in these?"

Dog jogger

Bee Bar

Boss, what's the best way to break up with someone without hurting her feelings? Hush money. What? Offer the dumpee a cashier's check for $5,000 on the condition she refrains from having hurt feelings. If she just can't do that, then you should be compassionate and offer her a $1,000 check as long as she agrees not to burden you with her hurt feelings. Very bad man. Compassion is an essential component of any severance package.

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