Bear Buddies T-Shirts

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Welcome Spring.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Dogs

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'Check out the old dude.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

'I found him on the internet.'

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'