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"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Peach flirting with a banana.

"I think it stopped breathing."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

'Check out the old dude.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Is the garbage fresh?"

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

LOOK BHIND U!

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"Bears talk."

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

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