Background Ninja T-Shirts

'It's amazing how you do it? Fade into the background and go unnoticed like you don't even exist?'

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"I think that might have been one deadline too many for Tim!"

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

'Gimme all your cache!'

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

'Do you have an appointment?'

Computer Virus

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

Workaholic's Toilet

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

Be the grass...

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

"They say you are a great warrior."

"Would passengers sitting in the Quiet Zone please...Shut the F**K UP!"

"Don't tell me the doctor isn't available - I just hacked into his itinerary and I know that he has free time right now!"

'My ballet training comes in handy when I don't want the baby to wake up.'

"The feds wanted to put me in witness protection, but after they saw what you did with my website, they figured you could hide me better."

Camp Games

'Congratulations to Sniper Harris on winning Best Floral Arrangement...'

"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."

'I think I'm right for this job because I'm a real people person. Now are you going to hire me or not? I don't have all freakin' day!'

Electronics. It's a great idea, but nobody makes campaign-canceling headphones.

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

Famed elevator music composer Edward C. Quimble, hard at work.

"Remember, don't leave the shark cage."

New Zoom Backgrounds

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

Regulars' Earphones

"You remember the ex-husband in chapter one who caused her to reassess her whole life and seek a spiritual awakening? That was me."

Taking the perfect photo of my cat.

Amazon Obstacle Course: Online Shopping Gamifies Your Building Entrance.

All charged up and nowhere to go.