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'My ballet training comes in handy when I don't want the baby to wake up.'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Hush puppy.

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

Babies vs. Dogs

'Simply put.'

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

Piano Keyboard

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Martial Arts

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

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Gone Bookkeepin'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

Good Luck!

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

"Make it Dow 30,000, and I'll sell you my soul."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'Well done! This works much better.'

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.