Back-to-nature Guru Gifts

Office of Outdoor Education

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"We should get out to the country more often."

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

Manhattan Woods

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

Computer birdhouse.

'I'd like to help you overcome your fear of intimacy.'

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

The world's tap.

'Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators for a while.'

Summer in Europe

"The secret of my good health? Well, my life is pretty much one long thalassotherapy session!"

Trash Recycle Pretend to Recycle

"Junk-food wrappers, empty soft-drink bottles, this shows we're very likely tracking a prey that is unfit: easy to catch..."

Hey, I've just found some more stuff we can sell.

Send away mower for servicing...get your scythe out of the shed.

Tarzan got an office job...

"Let's take a quick power walk."

'His really quite likeable once you're past his ideas on biodiversity!'

"Oh God, here they come-act green."

'I left my TV on standby.'

'I wish for once you'd drop your old male reserve.'