Back Stretch Believer T-Shirts

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

At the 2021 Religious Games

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Stress

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

The Procrastinatorium.

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

Yoga

"Of course I'm taking a break! I just moved two files! Do you know how big those things are?"

"Great grunts, next week we'll try some weights."

'How's your pilates class doing?'

'Ben, that's what I hate about this crowded gym... there's no freedom of the bench press.'

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

Easter egg yoga

"The best decisions are made when complexity and simplicity meet."

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

The Arc of History tries bending toward justice after skipping yoga class for a few years.

"Yes, Jimmy, this is how you'll look if you keep working out with your rubber strap!"

'The new physio's red hot on pre-match stretching.'

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

'Of course it's competitive. I'm competing with myself.'

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

When your trainer said stretching is a key component of your new fitness program, she wasn't talking about your stomach!

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

Warming up

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'