Back Stretch Believer Mugs

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Stress

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

The Procrastinatorium.

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"Of course I'm taking a break! I just moved two files! Do you know how big those things are?"

Yoga

"Great grunts, next week we'll try some weights."

'How's your pilates class doing?'

'Ben, that's what I hate about this crowded gym... there's no freedom of the bench press.'

"Yes, Jimmy, this is how you'll look if you keep working out with your rubber strap!"

The Arc of History tries bending toward justice after skipping yoga class for a few years.

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

Easter egg yoga

"The best decisions are made when complexity and simplicity meet."

'The new physio's red hot on pre-match stretching.'

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

'Of course it's competitive. I'm competing with myself.'

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

Warming up

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'