Rubber Strap Believer T-Shirts

"Yes, Jimmy, this is how you'll look if you keep working out with your rubber strap!"

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

Big bumpers.

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

"Great grunts, next week we'll try some weights."

'Ben, that's what I hate about this crowded gym... there's no freedom of the bench press.'

Meet Aron Kowalski: The only person in the USA who hasn't been abducted by aliens...

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

St. Gregory Church - We will not be undersaved.

"Lucky beast....No factory farming, no suffering at the slaughterhouse...perfect."

"She's a natural,apparently she still believes in faries and Santa Claus!"

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

Reference and Economic Reference.

"Yes, I would love you more if you didn't make mobiles out of old cutlery and beads."

"You're definitely descended from the apes. I'm descended from Adam and Eve."

"Keep your chin up."

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

'What do you mean 'don't expect miracles'? Why shouldn't I expect miracles?'

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

Pinocchio auditions for a boyband.

'Will Tuesday afternoon be satisfactory?'

"Ignore the side effect scares - I've had both jabs in each arm - I'm getting my booster in this one!"

'I see they're still trying to clone a bull market.'

'Where have you been all your life? Everybody knows that zero coupon bonds are the way to go!'

A Tailor and a new customer

"It's pulling to the left."

"That's the first self-help book I wrote. The second two didn't sell nearly as well."