Back Scratcher Fan Pillows

"You can keep asking, but I will not scratch your back!"

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

The Horror Film Director.

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

Museum Guard Portrait

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

Back scratcher

A dog brings a man his slippers, and receives a tip.

'She's had so much plastic surgery that her body has rejected her credit cards!'

New born chick imitates a turtle with it's shell.

The Trouble With Cloning

"Nice talking to you."

"Ooooohhhh, that feels so good. Now, down and a little to the right, please."

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

March of the Ducklings

"He finds that incessant barking eases the shame of being man's best friend!"

Caterpilsner

'They take chasing their tails seriously, don't they.'

Safety first - do not store certain items together.

'I can't find my glasses!' 'I can't find my mobile phone!'

"Gesundheit!"

'I told you we were going to become rich with this T-Rex back scratching business.'

"Polly wants to blog about crackers."

The goal posts need to be moved to net zero

A note from Tessa Virtue - Scott, why don't we just tell the world we are married and get it over with

'You unplugged the unit, didn't you?'

"Eere Bert, I've got an itch just below the shoulder blade."

Scratch yer back $5

'Ooh yeah, a little more to the left...'