"Ooooohhhh, that feels so good. Now, down and a little to the right, please."
Back Scratch Enthusiast Pillows
Give the gift of comfort with a cozy pillow that features a humorous nod to back scratch enthusiasts. Perfect for their relaxing space or lazy days at home, it’s both fun and functional.
"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."
'Wow...Your work is amazing!'
"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."
"Have you been scratching this?"
"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."
Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!
"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."
"I love what you've done to the place."
'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'
England And The Ashes
"Scribbidee-ze-sop, Boop bee boop zop, scribbida woo-woo zwee ©"
Back scratcher
"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"
"You can keep asking, but I will not scratch your back!"
"Me? Keeping winning scratch cards? Never!! Champagne officer?"
'We hope you don't mind, David is particular about his lumbar support.'
Pisa Chiropractic.
'I told you we were going to become rich with this T-Rex back scratching business.'
Linda mad a killing during slow-moving commuter traffic.
The Chiropractor - 'I've been looking forward to this all week!'
Jester with scratch cards. "I need to win some money to fund my arts project."
"Eere Bert, I've got an itch just below the shoulder blade."
'Portnoy, in Lieu of a raise or bonus, I'm giving you these 'instant winner' lottery scratch-off card.'
'Bad back!'
"I see you've met and pet Fluffy."
A footballer scores a goal with a back kick while goalie not paying attention.
Chiropractor: We bend over backwards for our customers.
"I found this great chiropractor!"
The problem with Scratch N Sniff lottery tickets.
'Ooh yeah, a little more to the left...'
'Darling. Is that the sound of Bobby on his new scratch post, I can hear?'
'You've got some cheek. Your middle order collapsed years ago.'
'I'm hoping it will help with my 'scratch card elbow'.'
Scratch yer back $5
Back Scratch Enthusiast Pillows Collection
Back Scratch Enthusiast Mugs
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Back Scratch Enthusiast Prints
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Back Scratch Enthusiast T-Shirts
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