Back-in-action Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Will work for chiropractic treatments'

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Early Colour TV

"Hugh fans!"

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Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Computer Class.

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'It's an antique!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

Edison invents the personal stereo

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

1950's.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'