Back-in-action Enthusiast Pillows

'Will work for chiropractic treatments'

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

"Hugh fans!"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Computer Class.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'It's an antique!'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

1950's.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."