Babysitting Survival Pillows

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"I'm bored."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

Baby Hairstyles.

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

A baby playing on a grand piano

Changing the baby.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"