Babysitting Survivor Pillows

"Just think of it as gramma's binkie."

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

The Baby Walker

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"I'm bored."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

A baby playing on a grand piano

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Baby Hairstyles.

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

Changing the baby.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'