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Nannies Of The Old West

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"I'm bored."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Fish talking about fisherman

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

A baby playing on a grand piano

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'