Baby's First Year Pillows

"They grow up so fast."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"His first out-of-body experience."

Madonna of the Pukes.

A young Don King

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

Twenty-first century baby walker

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Resourceful toddler

Green Balloon

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

A Tit for Tat.

Baby Playing Violin

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"It's his emotional support animal."

'A is for Arse.'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"He talks the talk."