Baby's First Renovation Pillows

A baby using a heavy duty drill

Madonna of the Pukes.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

What can I play?

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

Chilly baby.

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

Beware of teething baby.

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

Castle Cellars: Bob's Basement Waterproofing

Rusk Assessment Form

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'More syrup anyone?'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

'Cosmic!'

'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'He is decorating,even he can't mess that up.'

Code Red!

'Wow! I've never heard that before!'

'Wednesday wave.'

Baby Paparrazzi

'I stand corrected.'

Baby's first text.

'Buddy! I'm home!'