Baby's First Renovation T-Shirts

A baby using a heavy duty drill

Madonna of the Pukes.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

What can I play?

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

Chilly baby.

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

Beware of teething baby.

Rusk Assessment Form

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

'More syrup anyone?'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

'Cosmic!'

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'He is decorating,even he can't mess that up.'

Baby Paparrazzi

'Wednesday wave.'

Baby's first text.

'I stand corrected.'

'Oh, look! Baby's first text!'

Code Red!

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'