Baby Name Theorists Gifts

For those fascinated by the artistry and science of naming little ones, our collection offers witty and charming gifts that applaud creativity and curiosity in baby name theorists. Whether they’re parents, writers, or academics, these items make a unique tribute to their passion.

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'We can't christen him William. Every Tom, Dick, and Harry is called William...'

'We can't christen him William. Every Tom, Dick, and Harry is called William...' mockup

'We can't christen him William. Every Tom, Dick, and Harry is called William...'

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'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.' mockup

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

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'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.' mockup

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

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'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.' mockup

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

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'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,'' mockup

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

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"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard." mockup

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

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"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month" mockup

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

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1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life. mockup

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

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Mr Long and Miss Short.

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"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password." mockup

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

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'How far along are you?'

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'Jim wants to name her Chateau de la Comte du Seine Auberge, the wine we drank on our honeymoon. I'd settle for Jane.'

'Jim wants to name her Chateau de la Comte du Seine Auberge, the wine we drank on our honeymoon. I'd settle for Jane.' mockup

'Jim wants to name her Chateau de la Comte du Seine Auberge, the wine we drank on our honeymoon. I'd settle for Jane.'

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'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.' mockup

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

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"Let's face it - we're much better at digging up new dinosaurs than naming them."

"Let's face it - we're much better at digging up new dinosaurs than naming them." mockup

"Let's face it - we're much better at digging up new dinosaurs than naming them."

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"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries." mockup

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

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When More Government Is A Good Thing mockup

When More Government Is A Good Thing

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"Not so fast. I want to be called 'Nana'."

"Not so fast. I want to be called 'Nana'." mockup

"Not so fast. I want to be called 'Nana'."

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'The aurora borealis. Which is why you should never name something with your mouth full.'

'The aurora borealis. Which is why you should never name something with your mouth full.' mockup

'The aurora borealis. Which is why you should never name something with your mouth full.'

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"Poor kid, being lumbered with a name like Kevin. What's wrong with something ordinary like Zain or Kayan?"

"Poor kid, being lumbered with a name like Kevin. What's wrong with something ordinary like Zain or Kayan?" mockup

"Poor kid, being lumbered with a name like Kevin. What's wrong with something ordinary like Zain or Kayan?"

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'We named him after Andy Rooney because of his irritating whine.'

'We named him after Andy Rooney because of his irritating whine.' mockup

'We named him after Andy Rooney because of his irritating whine.'

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''La Presidencia', 'Palais du General', but no, you had to let your idiot brother Earl name the house.'

''La Presidencia', 'Palais du General', but no, you had to let your idiot brother Earl name the house.' mockup

''La Presidencia', 'Palais du General', but no, you had to let your idiot brother Earl name the house.'

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Carl, his mustache, Jerald, and his eyebrows, Leonard and Reggie.

Carl, his mustache, Jerald, and his eyebrows, Leonard and Reggie. mockup

Carl, his mustache, Jerald, and his eyebrows, Leonard and Reggie.

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"What's her working title?"

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"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password." mockup

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

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Regrettable names which probably seemed like a good idea at the time - Rainbow Moon-Child, Anarchy Scum Bag, Freemarket Share-Option, Tony.

Regrettable names which probably seemed like a good idea at the time - Rainbow Moon-Child, Anarchy Scum Bag, Freemarket Share-Option, Tony. mockup

Regrettable names which probably seemed like a good idea at the time - Rainbow Moon-Child, Anarchy Scum Bag, Freemarket Share-Option, Tony.

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'Hang on a minute, haven't we already got a Tracey?'

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'Hang on a minute, haven't we already got a Tracey?'

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"His name is Teeny. We wanted to call him Martini but he wasn't dry enough."

"His name is Teeny. We wanted to call him Martini but he wasn't dry enough." mockup

"His name is Teeny. We wanted to call him Martini but he wasn't dry enough."

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"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual." mockup

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

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Paddington Millipede

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'Book of Usernames' / 'Book of Baby Names'.

'Book of Usernames' / 'Book of Baby Names'. mockup

'Book of Usernames' / 'Book of Baby Names'.

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Car Fanatic Baby Name Brainstorm

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'Are you willing to change your name to Bob Smith?'

'Are you willing to change your name to Bob Smith?' mockup

'Are you willing to change your name to Bob Smith?'

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Baby Name Theorists Gifts Collection

Baby Name Theorists Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for baby name aficionados—bring a smile to their face every morning with witty and insightful designs.

Baby Name Theorists Pillows

Snuggle up with pillows that celebrate the intriguing world of baby names—perfect for adding humor and personality to any space.

Baby Name Theorists Prints

Decorate with prints that highlight the art and science of baby name theory—ideal for nurseries, offices, or creative spaces.

Baby Name Theorists T-Shirts

Find fun, clever t-shirts for baby name enthusiasts—wear their love for names with pride on casual days.