Baby Name Theorists Gifts

'We can't christen him William. Every Tom, Dick, and Harry is called William...'

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

What really became of the boy named Sue.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

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'How far along are you?'

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

Mr Long and Miss Short.

"Let's face it - we're much better at digging up new dinosaurs than naming them."

The Beckham's son's name is Spanish for cross. I'd be cross if someone called me that.

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."

'Jim wants to name her Chateau de la Comte du Seine Auberge, the wine we drank on our honeymoon. I'd settle for Jane.'

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"Not so fast. I want to be called 'Nana'."

'The aurora borealis. Which is why you should never name something with your mouth full.'

"Poor kid, being lumbered with a name like Kevin. What's wrong with something ordinary like Zain or Kayan?"

'We named him after Andy Rooney because of his irritating whine.'

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

Carl, his mustache, Jerald, and his eyebrows, Leonard and Reggie.

''La Presidencia', 'Palais du General', but no, you had to let your idiot brother Earl name the house.'

"What's her working title?"

Regrettable names which probably seemed like a good idea at the time - Rainbow Moon-Child, Anarchy Scum Bag, Freemarket Share-Option, Tony.

'Hang on a minute, haven't we already got a Tracey?'

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"His name is Teeny. We wanted to call him Martini but he wasn't dry enough."

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

'Book of Usernames' / 'Book of Baby Names'.

'Are you willing to change your name to Bob Smith?'

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