Baby Gender-guessers Gifts

"We've gone old fashioned and decided against finding out the sex of my obstetrician."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Cry babies.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'The child is very illogical'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

"He's such a fussy eater."

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

Mother Nature

'I'm not too sure about that.'

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"That is one absorbent nappy."

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'So this is goodbye then!'