Baby Development Followers Pillows

"Actually, he's developing at an absolutely normal rate for his age..!"

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Whoa

celebrating a birth.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"He looks just like your husband."

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Maternity Ward

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

'How many fingers do you see?'

Bouncing baby

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"