Baby Development Followers Pillows

"Actually, he's developing at an absolutely normal rate for his age..!"

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

celebrating a birth.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

"He looks just like your husband."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Maternity Ward

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'How many fingers do you see?'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Bouncing baby

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'