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'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Whoa

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

A baby playing on a grand piano

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

Bouncing baby

Cubism Model

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

Hey, anyone? I'd like some attention. Waaaaa!! You okay, baby? Now I see how this works.

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

Maternity Ward - Push Hard.

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

Baby restaurant

At the modern antenatal class.

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

"They're expecting their first baby by surrogate mother!"

Pregnancy

"Don't forget...there are no guarantees, no returns, and no compensation!"

"Yeah, those first few minutes...nothing but a lot of slap and tickle!"

'I can't decide if I want to play the Toblerone or the Jello.'

Stork Swinging Baby.

Two breasts: No waiting

"What time should we wake him for breakfast?"

Don't listen to them - you're already walking just fine.

Sign on the maternity ward door reads 'Push, push, push.'

"I don't know about you, but I couldn't wait to get back to our book club."