Baby Class Attendees Mugs

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

A baby playing on a grand piano

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

Bouncing baby

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

Cubism Model

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

Maternity Ward - Push Hard.

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"

At the modern antenatal class.

Baby restaurant

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

"They're expecting their first baby by surrogate mother!"

Pregnancy

"Don't forget...there are no guarantees, no returns, and no compensation!"

"Yeah, those first few minutes...nothing but a lot of slap and tickle!"

Stork Swinging Baby.

Two breasts: No waiting

"What time should we wake him for breakfast?"

Sign on the maternity ward door reads 'Push, push, push.'

Are we there yet?

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."