
'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'
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'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'
"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"
'I'm intrigued - Why wear your kiss-proof lipstick to go to your pottery class?'
The Art Student.
"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."
"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."
"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."
The Artist
"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."
"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."
"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."
I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.
Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.
'Projectile painting.'
Just call me Picasso!
"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."
Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.
"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"
The Cremaster Cycle
'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'
How to draw a martian!
"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."
'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'
Vincent Van Og.
German School
"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."
'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'
"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."
Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing
Art Plagiarism
Children's imagination
'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'
Modern Portrait Gallery
"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"
"How did this comma get in with all the pieces?"
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