"He's going to make a great managing director one day."
Baby Career Predictors Pillows
Add a playful touch to nursery decor with our baby career predictor pillows. They’re a cozy reminder that little ones can dream big—and yes, even predict what they'll become!
Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.
"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."
Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker
Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous
'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'
"It will be all your fault."
Why all mothers deserve a special day.
'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'
Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."
"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."
The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard
"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."
'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'
'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'
Vikings to the Super bowl.
'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'
Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.
Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.
Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.
Mystic Writes 2014 Diary
"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."
A self-filling prophecy.
1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.
Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.
THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.
"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."
'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'
"I see you on a beach..."
'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'
The End is Near/Just the Beginning
"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."
'The mist is clearing.'
'I see things starting to break your way. Your computer will break down. Your car will break down...'
Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.
Baby Career Predictors Pillows Collection
Baby Career Predictors Mugs
Explore our range of baby career predictor mugs—perfect for parents and grandparents who love a humorous twist on the future.
Baby Career Predictors Prints
View our baby career predictor prints—adorable wall art that sparks imagination and laughter in the nursery.
Baby Career Predictors T-Shirts
Check out our baby career predictor t-shirts—fun apparel that celebrates bright futures with a humorous touch.