Baby Bundle Believers Gifts

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

"So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you?"

"But is it Organic?"

"Another one asking me to fix the climate crisis."

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

"Personally I don't think our salaries are too high - I see them as legitimate compensation for the emotional trauma we suffer due to the public's disdain for our high salaries."

Jesus the comedian.

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

"If governments didn't think banks were worth saving we would not be worth our bonuses..."

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

"What do you think it is?... It's your, fat cat bonus."

The Sea Angler: And by keeping an open for sea birds - they have an uncanny ability to locate fish.

Stationary mountain bike.

'I'm going to tell him I've been good on the chance that my reputation hasn't preceded me.'

"I wonder how Santa got my pony into such a small box?"

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

Christmas 2020

Missing: Easter Eggs