Baby Award Collectors Gifts

"Six down, three to go!!"

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Maternity Ward

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Baby on board 2020

Bouncing baby

Maternity Hospital

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Giving Birth

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'