Baby Award Collectors Prints

"Six down, three to go!!"

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Whoa

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

Cat Show

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Maternity Ward

'How many fingers do you see?'

Baby on board 2020

Elton John

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Bouncing baby

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

Maternity Hospital

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Giving Birth