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'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

'Wh? There's that noise again. Sounds like a (shudder) baby's rattle!'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Maternity Ward

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'He was getting too heavy to carry around in my pouch.'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'How many fingers do you see?'

Bouncing baby

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

Maternity Hospital

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Giving Birth

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

Duck in a bathtub

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

"Six down, three to go!!"