Baby Novelty Collector Gifts

Elton John

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Clown on bike.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"You left this on our ship."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Hay Rides $10

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'At lone at last.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

Fossil record player.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

ZOO

Tired Barbie

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Teddy and friends.

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'