Ayn Rand Reader T-Shirts

'Who is John Galt?'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"I'm still pre-literate."

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

Fear of news.

'A is for Arse.'

Examination.

Trivia/Great Literature.

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

"At least she's reading."

Death comes to both the Archbishop and the Salesman in Venice

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'Go and fish Darling, I'll be fine: I have some reading for the next few weeks...'

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

TV vs Reading

Casual skydiving.

The Subtitle

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

Quite literary.

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."