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Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Great British Eccentrics.

Letters escape from a caged book.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Two Generations of Readers

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

Book

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

'Good book?'

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

Pastoring for Dummies

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

Louse and garden...

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

Gigolo Diary

Man reading in lamp