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The Joy of Necks.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Great British Eccentrics.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Letters escape from a caged book.

Two Generations of Readers

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

Book

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

'Good book?'

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

Pastoring for Dummies

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

Best Seller of All Times...The Holy Bible:'No fair. You're creating your own readers.'

Gigolo Diary

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Man reading in lamp

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

Louse and garden...