Axiom Analyser T-Shirts

"Actually, that old axiom was based on faulty mathematics! I discovered that when you correct this ration, two wrongs DO make a right!"

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

See that leg? He's dreaming of chasing rabbits.

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Confirmation Bias

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

'There are bankers under my bed.'

Sigmund Freud.

'Last night I dreamt in widescreen and colour, with director's commentary and added extras.'

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

"That's it?! Boy exploits tree, tree suffers? Shel Silverstein was nuts!"

"My religion is about love and tolerance! Got that, you stupid son of a bitch!?!

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

'As soon as she's out zap her with the brain probe!'

"I'm having these weird dreams about medical professionals delivering babies. . ."

"Whoa, deja  vu!"

Psychiatrist catches patient's hallucination.

"I've just had the most horrible dream!"

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

'We need to ask Blah! The PSB to get the PCT to Blah! Put another GPWSI in the MSK Black! Blah!'

"Well, I do have this recurring dream that one day I might see some results."

"I can't believe the things I've heard coming out of his mouth since he started listening to Eminem."

'I'd give this stupid dream a 'D'.'

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."