Awkward Traveler Champion Pillows

Somewhere in France - "Here is your yellow canary", has not, so far, been the most useful of phrases.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Kardiff.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Airplane Mode.

Injured backpacker.

Safari.

Recalculating

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."