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'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Awkward First Dates

Bad Interview Technique

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

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"It's not what you think."

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"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"How is everything, besides the obvious?"

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

"I really think I can handle this date on my own."

'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

Shy Man at Party

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

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'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

"My mates at the showroom said that I should start dating again."

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"The kids got candy and all I got were disturbed looks."