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Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? I'm in love with another man's wife, and he found out. We're all supposed to go to the same party next week. But now that he knows

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Awkward First Dates

Bad Interview Technique

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

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"It's not what you think."

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"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"How is everything, besides the obvious?"

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

"I really think I can handle this date on my own."

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

Shy Man at Party

'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

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'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

"My mates at the showroom said that I should start dating again."

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'