Awkward Situation Buff Mugs

'I just don't think it appropriate to have your old divorce lawyer as your best man.'

Bad Interview Technique

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

"It's not what you think."

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Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

'Don't you hate people who blatantly use office parties to network?'

"I really think I can handle this date on my own."

'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

Shy Man at Party

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.'

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'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

"My mates at the showroom said that I should start dating again."

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

"I didn't see anything! I swear!"