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'I just don't think it appropriate to have your old divorce lawyer as your best man.'

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"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

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"It's not what you think."

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"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

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"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'

"I really think I can handle this date on my own."

'Don't you hate people who blatantly use office parties to network?'

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

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'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.'

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'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

"My mates at the showroom said that I should start dating again."

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"I didn't see anything! I swear!"