Situation Comedy Buff Mugs

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Backfire

Cat Nip.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Cheeze Wiz.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'He does lack social skills.'

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Bloody hell!"

The Golfing Accident

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Is there a vegan option?"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Wedding disaster #27.

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Beware of the frog"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"And would you like flies with that?"

Cat Hecklers

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

'When I said you could name your salary, I meant you could give it a name.'

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'