Awkward Situation Admirer Gifts

'Sorry Trevor, but I don't date people I work with.'

'Worse than the blind date. . . the 'I didn't know I was on a date' date.'

'My wife is out of town for a few days.'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

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'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"It's not what you think."

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'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"Previously on..."

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

"There's a little jelly or something on your chin."

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

"I really think I can handle this date on my own."

Shy Man at Party

Adoption centre nurse accepting a bribe from a pack of wolves

'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.'

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He couldn't put his finger on it but something told Colin the date wasn't going well.

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."