Silly Situation Admirer Gifts

Adoption centre nurse accepting a bribe from a pack of wolves

"Little help?"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

Time management office worker

Committee On Feline Healthcare

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

"Previously on..."

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

'It's for you.'

"Boy needs bigger tire."

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

'Dude! Quick! Jump in! We've got to balance the load!'

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

'Whose idea was it to open an uphill skiing course?'

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

Blind dog.

"His parents never picked him up."

Yesterday, the warranty on the Wilsons' waterbed expired

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

'The entire Nadler family was devoured by a flesh-eating bathroom fungus.'

"If I don't escape now, I'm toast!"

'What is it now, Dennis...can't you see I'm busy?'

"Wait a minute! I just robbed my own house!"

"Daddy always begged me not to marry a cactus farmer!"

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

"His dentures keep slipping."

'Sorry Trevor, but I don't date people I work with.'

'My wife is out of town for a few days.'

Think globally, act silly!

The hearse was a write-off. But at least no one was killed. Again.

'Wait until he's switched on his ipod, then we can sneak up unheard...'

'Somehow Betty escaped the Kitchen and ran to warn the others - no one would listen.'