You're never alone! You're constantly being watched by millions of germs!
Awkward Moment Lover T-Shirts
Celebrate your love for life's awkwardness with our quirky t-shirts. These designs are perfect for those who find humor in every social stumble and wear their awkwardness with pride.
"But I never saw Jim happier than he was during various sex acts."
Yes, your eyes are like limpid pools, but there's such a thing as too much limpidity. Your eyes are so limpid, I can see your sinus cavities.
"Ew! This couch is still warm from the last guy."
'Oh that's actually for here, not to go.'
'. . .and you're asking questions!! You're curious about me, too.'
'I had a wonderful evening, Oswald but this wasn't it,I'm afraid!'
Bad career move (Nice paunch, sir.)
"Someone give me a price on this denture fixative!!"
'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'
"Do you call this a party! I've been to livelier funerals!"
"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."
Showbiz Awards
'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'
"Oh, ah, sorry!"
"Something romantic, perhaps?"
'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'
'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'
"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."
You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!
Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?
"You and your daft inventions."
'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'
"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."
"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."
"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."
'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'
"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."
"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"
"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."
"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."
"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"
"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."
Awkward Moment Lover T-Shirts Collection
Awkward Moment Lover Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs designed for the awkward moment lover—perfect for starting conversations and sharing laughs over every social slip.
Awkward Moment Lover Pillows
Find cozy pillows that turn social awkwardness into home decor—bringing smiles and laughs to every corner of your space.
Awkward Moment Lover Prints
Decorate with prints that capture the comedy of social mishaps—ideal for the person who finds joy in every awkward encounter.