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"Oh, ah, sorry!"

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'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"You and your daft inventions."

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"Are you blushing?!"

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

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"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

"Let’s try another one. Jerry blinked, Kate’s giving Jon the finger, and Jess is choking."

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'